The trick is
to make the utmost effort to be early
but not too early, because then it looks like
you’re trying too hard. Shoes are very important
in an interview. Your shoes
should practically take the interview for you.
The trick is
to maximize profit and minimize risk.
Line up your investors before you have a product.
Get pre-approved for loans, mortgages, heaven.
Have Melinda Gates bound in your garage as escrow.
The trick is
to build an online persona for yourself
that’s witty and polished and shows no nipples.
Be sure to spiff up your profiles
from time to time so they can look nice
for the NSA and your potential employer.
They liked your shoes in the interview;
it would be a shame to mess that up now.
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